jukashi:

Squid joek.

jukashi:

Squid joek.

blurds:

godtie:

talk-birdy-to-me:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

IIM TEARING UP I LOVE QUAILS SO MMUUCH

when you so round and muff that e at most meal for more articulated creature but yet sit on chair like sticky puffgob

when you ask and ask most loudsome plaint ask and no words so, with reflexive chucklesob shake e golden vomit mane and in reply may fluff and shake-stack, fucking foodstuff boob

when you wall-eye stare not for want or slack but for shape of prey skull, idiot lustsome design for drab swayback egg lay, why for egg-lay again, again worms and egg-lay for why, but still see threat twice like broken stereogram and they wolf-paw anyway

then welcome

o quail welcome

in blue jam

owligator:

kikiyuyu:

I like to imagine Shepard won’t let him on the ship like that so she makes him stand outside while she hoses him down

omg tho

intimacy-at-its-finest:

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

This will never not be funny & awesome. (:

whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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that-blue-is-getting-me-high:

WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE BUT SHOW INTEREST BECAUSE THEY KNOW I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT

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grim-assassin:

Fucking idiot

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

syblatortue:

The one career path no one expected Sollux Captor to take.

syblatortue:

The one career path no one expected Sollux Captor to take.

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

IM BLEEDING

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

Hi howdy its me everyone's favourite a r i s t o c r a t I am here to do a good time!! Yea I love you. Wow ------------------------------- Hello there friend, my name is Kita. Sometimes. I really like a lot of stuff like woW I LOVE STUFF and I am also into writing sometimes! I have lots of nice friends and maybe we could sort of be friends too! Also sometimes a few people worship me???? wow kita religion. I peed through time twice and no one will let it go so now I am here to show you how to havE A FUN TIME SO LET US ALL COMMENCE WITH THE BLOGGING DAYS. Also I really genuinely enjoy talking to people so please don't be shy I'll probably cry at you. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) !!!!USEFUL STUFF!!!!!!!!! -National Suicide Prevention Hotline (1-800-273-TALK) -IMalive.org, a suicide/crisis IM chat service