my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
Sitting my sparkly ass down and glistening
we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive
No humans could make an apartment this complex
…do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten
My favorite rejected New Yorker submission
Obsessed with the wording here
the idle fantasizer has fallen victim to another reverie











